I’m very sorry that your computer lacks a scrolling function.

I better not see you around town in Warriors gear my friend.

This about covers it

Man, fuck cancer

Fuck cancer.

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

I have small quibbles with these rankings, but they are basically correct. The main error most Pop Tart eaters make is not recognizing that, generally, non-frosted Pop Tarts are far superior to frosted Pop Tarts. All frosted Pop Tarts taste like basically the same thing—pure sugar—which is an okay thing, but something…

Donald Trump is Bear Donald Trump and his entire candidacy is a bear conspiracy...

Seen here post transmorphication:

It probably could’ve mentioned the scoreline, but it’s not like the two teams are using anything close to the same rosters for this match.

Shaqiri’s FK against Boro was pretty amazing as well.

The ‘Harry Kane tap-ins’ shade was the highest of quality.

What a coward.

Anywhere from first to sixth, but probably somewhere just below Arsenal in the standings just because Tottenham

This is why I don’t go to the gym

“But for me, it would be sacrosanct for me to do it...

Why not?

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

You know those pidgeys you don't want to bother with are the best way to level up.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…