Your use of “butt boy” is revolting.

I had no idea Liverpool needed a player with absolutely zero idea what to do with a the ball except dribble it into a defense a take a speculative shot.

I’m not sure I understand the dig at Chris Evans.

I would assume so, that is not a typical live action angle.

How do you figure?

Dad’s everywhere salute you.

Your refund is in the mail.

This is said in every cancer thread...and I am going to star it every single time.

Until Trump reheated his taxes, he shouldn’t say anything about money and influence. He shouldn’t, but he will.

Agree, folks seem to ignore the fact that the frosting, even though it is called frosting, is in fact, disgusting.

Monsters do exist.

Wait...what?

Donald Trump might be the only person who would be more qualified to be President than he is now if he were to get CTE.

He makes such excellent runs into space and then his finishing skills are also excellent runs.

NBCSN declared Brazil “the birthplace of the beautiful game".

I was banned, I guess, from commenting on Deadspin, but never could find out why. I can post to The Concourse, Screamer, Adequate Man, but not Deadspin? You guys

The subblog should have only lasted three days, to provide a perfect symmetry with the actual length of the ship's journey. That would have been poetic.

Bears sure are dumb, swimming and going over a natural waterslide, not having Donald Trump as a candidate for Bear President. Now humans, we’re smart, with our conspicuous consumption and Real Housewives.

Wouldn’t be SORRJ USA AND WORLD if Lochte wrote it?