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Samer will have to live with the shame (more so than usual) of losing the Olympic sport naming competition.

Now that he has collapsed and it’s serious, I bet everyone who made jokes feel like shit.

Also, it isn’t just the dynamic between the two of them, there is a whole grout of mutual friends and co-workers that make it difficult to just come after someone all guns blazing. I know we all like to think it is easy to do, but when it can affect all your other relationships, you might also try and walk that

Well, they do say there is no better stepping stone to the US Presidency than being Precinct 2's Town Meeting representative for the Town of Lexington, MA

Making our last stand. FUCK SKYNET!

Oh crap, it looks like you caught a case of the fuzzy fingers.

I’m just saying that it merited a mention.

I like how this whole article on barely gives passing notice to the 7-1 drubbing Brazil took from Germany in 2014, the team they will be playing for the gold. Germany is mentioned, 2014 mentioned, but no connection is made...weird.

The way it happened, with a guy with a more money than morals is able to go after a publication because they were mean to him, is scary.

They didn’t report a robbery, Lochte’s mom squaked, because Ryan’s a very good boy, but he shouldn’t slouch so much.

Although it is just the weird angle to take the photo, I like to pretend Amy is doing a Smooth Criminal lean

The penis-tree would get someone a visit from HR where I work.

If only there was model the US could work off of that would allow affordable health care for all that would not be subject to the whims of the marketplace and private corporations bottom lines. But alas, who can conceive of such a thing.....

Waterford’s season was crystallized in that one moment.

Tillamook Ice Cream or GTFO.

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Oxlade-Chamberlain’s goal was pretty nifty, not the best of the weekend, but it was a nice run and well placed short side goal.

Weak penalty, brilliant goal.

That was the most Zlataniest performance ever, anonymous for the whole match except for the brilliant goal.

Why can’t all parties be catered, with passed hors d’oeuvres, valet parking, three piece string ensemble, followed by DJ when it gets later, peacocks roaming around, fire dancers. gambling, and a magician?

Simone Biles is far more impressive, different apparatus and such. Ledecky is easily the best freestyle swimmer, I’m not sure how many distances we need to prove that.