Diana truly does the Lord’s Work around here. I won’t say which Lord but certainly one of them.

On the sideline at Old Trafford next year...

So meaningless, the Colts will hang a banner for it.

This case really tests my resolve in my stance against the death penalty.

If “Redskins” isn’t offensive, Mr. Pollster, you should use it in your report in place of each instance of “Native Americans” and see how that goes over.

Truly phenomenal, because he makes it look effortless and it is exceedingly difficult to do right.

Ser Pounce?

I love my Garmin Vivosmart HR. I bought it because why not have a heart rate monitor on when I get my workouts in? But it had the unintended effect of making me aware of everything and then I lost 13 pounds without a ton of effort. So there’s that. /ramble

I love my Garmin Vivosmart HR. I bought it because why not have a heart rate monitor on when I get my workouts in?…

This STD, much like herpes and syphilis, is for life. Sure as the rhythm of the seasons, every spring it blossoms anew. Sometimes it comes later, sometimes it comes early (and who hasn't been there, amirite?!), but it always comes. And part of the fun is how you came to get it in the first place.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

Trainor Wreck.

Tangentially related. Apparently Azelia Banks’s Twitter tantrum from yesterday got her kicked off some UK music festival she was (inexplicably) headlining.

K, but GMOs aren’t this evil boogie man. Claiming that Monsanto and GMOs are synonymous (therefore, both can be labeled as dangerous) is intellectually dishonest or maybe even truly ignorant of how they actually work.

The joke is that Key and Peele made a movie that borrows of the premise of the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves where Keanu goes on a killing spree after his puppy is murdered is in itself ridiculous, and then made a spoof that substitutes a kitten for the puppy and name it Keanu.

As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said “No Trespassing.”
But on the other side it didn’t say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.

Why the hell are people starring this obviously incorrect information?

That’s not true. Liverpool winning the Europa will mean England get 5 teams in next year’s CL. Liverpool plus the top 4 in the league.

“The save doesn’t look all that impressive from the first angle”

The weird thing is that Lupita didn’t even have this adversarial response to it that the Jez article suggests; she just shared a picture of her and her stylist’s actual inspiration. Nowhere is there any indication she was offended at a comparison to Hepburn or that she thought “nah” about it.

Well, at least Tottenham blew the title with dignity