If liking Duke is wrong, I don't want to be white.

This is sweet, but did they really have to gun down his parents first?

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND NOT AT ALL WHAT YOUNG MEN SHOULD BE DOING IN THE BATHROOM!"

Fixed.

Perhaps we should take a Pol?

Rob Ford: [enters drunken stupor]

Better version (via SBnation.com)

Seems as though Allah the good stories about sportsmanship have come out of the Middle East recently.

Repost fromitalianator on Gawker.

i guess the people at BIG DREW have got you right where they want you.

The Leghorn Foghorn being murdered part did me in. Bravo, Yahoo.

His career BABIP was actually .272 so he wasn't a victim of bad luck. He gave up a lot of base runners in his career.. 3.3 walks per 9, 8.4 hits per 9. He also threw 206 wild pitches in his career, leading the league in that category in 6 different seasons.

I'm a huge Tigers fan, and I do like Jack Morris, but he…

i don't know why. i really like the panther's one

no, you're thinking of Carson Palmer.

"A fight breaks out here and the fan is going crazy!"

Anyone?

Duh.