Donald Trump might be the only person who would be more qualified to be President than he is now if he were to get CTE.

He makes such excellent runs into space and then his finishing skills are also excellent runs.

NBCSN declared Brazil “the birthplace of the beautiful game".

I was banned, I guess, from commenting on Deadspin, but never could find out why. I can post to The Concourse, Screamer, Adequate Man, but not Deadspin? You guys

The subblog should have only lasted three days, to provide a perfect symmetry with the actual length of the ship's journey. That would have been poetic.

Bears sure are dumb, swimming and going over a natural waterslide, not having Donald Trump as a candidate for Bear President. Now humans, we’re smart, with our conspicuous consumption and Real Housewives.

Wouldn’t be SORRJ USA AND WORLD if Lochte wrote it?

Samer will have to live with the shame (more so than usual) of losing the Olympic sport naming competition.

Now that he has collapsed and it’s serious, I bet everyone who made jokes feel like shit.

Also, it isn’t just the dynamic between the two of them, there is a whole grout of mutual friends and co-workers that make it difficult to just come after someone all guns blazing. I know we all like to think it is easy to do, but when it can affect all your other relationships, you might also try and walk that…

Well, they do say there is no better stepping stone to the US Presidency than being Precinct 2's Town Meeting representative for the Town of Lexington, MA

Making our last stand. FUCK SKYNET!

Oh crap, it looks like you caught a case of the fuzzy fingers.

I’m just saying that it merited a mention.

I like how this whole article on barely gives passing notice to the 7-1 drubbing Brazil took from Germany in 2014, the team they will be playing for the gold. Germany is mentioned, 2014 mentioned, but no connection is made...weird.

The way it happened, with a guy with a more money than morals is able to go after a publication because they were mean to him, is scary.

They didn’t report a robbery, Lochte’s mom squaked, because Ryan’s a very good boy, but he shouldn’t slouch so much.

Although it is just the weird angle to take the photo, I like to pretend Amy is doing a Smooth Criminal lean

The penis-tree would get someone a visit from HR where I work.

If only there was model the US could work off of that would allow affordable health care for all that would not be subject to the whims of the marketplace and private corporations bottom lines. But alas, who can conceive of such a thing.....