Waterford’s season was crystallized in that one moment.

Tillamook Ice Cream or GTFO.

Oxlade-Chamberlain’s goal was pretty nifty, not the best of the weekend, but it was a nice run and well placed short side goal.

Weak penalty, brilliant goal.

That was the most Zlataniest performance ever, anonymous for the whole match except for the brilliant goal.

Why can’t all parties be catered, with passed hors d’oeuvres, valet parking, three piece string ensemble, followed by DJ when it gets later, peacocks roaming around, fire dancers. gambling, and a magician?

Simone Biles is far more impressive, different apparatus and such. Ledecky is easily the best freestyle swimmer, I’m not sure how many distances we need to prove that.

When living in apartments my key was always finding one with a small outdoor area, usually a small deck facing an alley, away from everything for my hockey gear. It’s harder to find than it sounds.

And then Liverpool got thrashed 4-0 by Mainz....so you know, pre-season.

Bring back Will Gordon!

Anybody watching “The Night of”? Thoughts?

Or you can watch both. Or neither. Or the first half of one and the second half of the other. Or you could watch Muse’s “Knights of Cydonia”, because it is the greatest music video ever.

These are the Steves I know, I know

We are sorry you will no longer be reading Screamer, your refund is in the mail.

Then he added, “asking for a friend.”

Ready to kick your ass, otherwise known as Tuesday for Hope Solo.

Sorry, I don’t ‘memba at all.

Another good one would be the three teammates closest to this girl, doing a synchronized turn and hands to the face.

Correction, 1000 points if you hold onto them and evolve them while benefiting from a lucky egg.