davidoliver
Lana, Lana,...LANAAAAAA!!!
davidoliver

What time is that?

Maybe they needed a drink after they saw CF Palenicia’s new playoff kit.

You’re probably right, but God hee’ll me, I do like it.

“...because we’ll all have forgotten about this entire story by July.”

I am. It pretty much died when the USSR broke up and there was no cold war subtext to the games.

I don’t necessarily disagree with Tottenham fans that Screamer seems to go out of its way to ignore or outright annoy you guys. But as an Arsenal fan I would be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy it.

Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday.

It’s a tough call as to who is more easily offended by Screamer coverage, MLS fans, Tottenham fans, or Real Madrid fans.

Hmm, this guy really needs to proofread his Swype.

Rainn Wilson: none of us will ever know. Oh wait, nevermind...

Just wanted to point out that kat stinger when the Premier League preview of teams that are relegation fidget was published on Screamer I commented that Newcastle should the on the list (they weren’t). So basically what I am saying is I am smarter than Haisley, which...um, nevermind.

Possibly, but that wouldn’t work if folks didn’t actually believe that the dog needed them.

I don’t hate dogs, though.

Those pictures really need more bubbles.

I am pretty sure that Tweeting this kind of stuff is a sign of insecurity.

The worst.

Have you ever heard someone leave something early saying, “I have to get to my cats”? No, but you always hear, “I have to get to my dogs.” Cats may be sociopaths, but dogs are co-dependent clingers.

S0, since a lot of people have not seen it, it isn’t funny? How does that work?