This is pretty much always true, not just at weddings.

It’s funny, albeit not hilarious except on spots.

The problem with that strategy is that it isn’t a kitten for that long.

Counterpoint: Yes it was

Actually this isn’t exactly true, West Ham and United, in fact, have the most points from among the current top 8.

I feel like I should go edit Goose Gossage’s Wikipedia page to say he died this day from a brain aneurysm after watching Bryce Harper.

The beautiful game.

Oh, now who’s being intolerant?

According to Trump it isn’t great.

I swear those last few batters looked so defeated, like “why am I even bothering today?”

What do you mean by European contender?

Can something be pretentious by trying so damn hard to be non-pretentious? If so, I nominate the harmonica..

We’re double featuring this with Keanu this weekend. I mean that is one seriously cute kitten, amirite?

Why not?

So what, every other team is playing against similar opposition.

That whole left leg looks wonky as hell, it doesn’t go back to her butt enough and her legs aren’t even really crossed, are they? The right one is resting in front of the left.

What you are going to see is the latter. What you are going to hear is more like the former.

At least he didn’t throw in a Happy Mexican independence Day.

Yes, we know.

Yet, they held the highest scoring team in Europe to a single goal over two legs.