I used to be on the same boat with paying the players but after many years of monthly reminders that I’m still paying for my education... Yea, I’m good with it for now.

Have you tried microwaving a slice?  I swear it expands in the z-axis and begins to glow neon green.

Counterpoint: The Trailblazers logo looks like an overlaid 69.

especially from a fan base as diverse as the Giants

Although I know they won’t, it would be powerful if players like Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott call the crypt keeper’s son’s bluff and kneel or stay in the locker room. Are you really going to cut us? Awesome! I ain’t gonna be the token to die in this week’s ep!

As a member of the southeast-asian community that is typically excluded from the ‘mainstream’ east-asian community, fuck them.

It’s saying that Hitler’s oven-fu is the absolute shit and Laura’s banana nut cake pales in comparison... maybe?

He’s still fucking annoying :) Yea, no, we’re still being punished.

I don’t know, I’ve met some pretty vicious cougars in my life. All bets are off when their kids come home from college...

They are masters at soft boiling eggs. I don’t have the patience to sit there for 6 minutes spinning an egg in boiling water to make the consistency right. And then there’s the onsen eggs that end up tasting a bit like the water (sulphur in my case) but I swear I felt younger after I ate it...

The keyword in that snippet is regular. There are very few if any people who think of USB-C when you mention regular USB ports.

I’d love to call my kid Melanoma. Wait... Melania? What the fuck is that?

This is what happens when a city gets gentrified. Weak ass former “The City” natives invading “The Town” and trying to take shit over. Hella people here have told me that Oakland has gotten better when them same people wouldn’t be caught dead here 5 years ago.

Holy shit... his hands are small. His fingers look like Vienna sausages that became wrinkly from sucking on them in his sleep.

He got banged by a dude, gotta be.

There’s nothing wrong with being an asshole. If anything, Elon Musk is a smart visionary asshole who could give his employees some slack now and then. Just like how Steve Jobs was a visionary asshole who wouldn’t acknowledge anyone on Apple campus unless he had a reason to. All in all, they’re assholes trying to…

The problem is there are plenty of people who take his words at face value. Now there’s gonna be some random “moran” who drives around, sees a Honda and decides to drop a bowling ball on its hood after telling it to go back where it came from.

Then you call the cops instead of going out and smashing their car windows and racially berating them. She obviously knew they weren’t a threat or really hates those kids on her lawn.

In Japan, tourists are required to have their passport on them at all times. If the police ever ask for identification and you don’t have it, they’ll personally escort you back to your place of residence to get it.

Why the fuck is there the Pledge of Allegiance at the University (loose claim for Clemson) level? Is this something that happens at all college student body government events? I don’t think I’ve ever heard the pledge even uttered since maybe high school.