Except when you’re hung over on Sunday, just want some greasy ass chicken, then drive there and.... fuck....

But it’s important for the players to understand the word they live in.

I’m curious Patrick, are you a Cal alum? Cal Cal-ing itself in the ass isn’t anything new so having two articles about it in the past few months must mean that it’s either worse than par or you’re a fellow self-deprecating alum.

I’m assuming Econ at UCLA is pretty tough considering some of the people I knew who went there got their asses handed to them. Unless they’re just stupid. Then again, they only went there because they were denied from Berkeley so there is that...

Who the fuck is Totalbiscuit? :)

As much as I agree that tiger selfies are stupid, it’s PETA so it’s just piling shit on shit.

I bought it but slightly regret it now. It’s fun in small bites but I can’t play it for more than 30 minutes at a time. My switch has not moved from its spot on my dresser in weeks now.

Didn’t they just get swept by their farm team?

So... asshole Giants fan?

I used to live about 500 yards from where the main image was taken. By the look of traffic, it looks like the picture was taken on a Sunday morning...

Wow, look at people shitting on you for taking advantage of a volatile market. I would’ve done the same thing as you.

Thanks for showing us that your opinion doesn’t matter.

I would’ve held onto it if just for re-sell purposes. Everyone knows Nintendo will be Nintendo and hold back stock so re-sell value will skyrocket in the first month or so. Granted, you’re holding back the console from others who definitely want it day one but you got in line first, do what you want with it.

I see someone spreading eagle.

I thought cyber was on its way out? All kids do nowadays is sext or snapchat their genitals like Anthony Weiner. Although I did just learn about twitter RP the other day...

Moo. I would love to see the cow herd method on a large international flight. How many people would battle in line for a business/first class seat?

As a resident of the east bay, thank you for calling it “Frisco.”

Van Damme article calls for obligatory tub fucking scene.