That was my first thought. And don’t forget, dealer employees are a hard-ridden lot; I doubt most dealers are going to generously allow employees the time away from work they’ll surely require to achieve their academic goals. A lot of that money is going to go right to Strayer’s exec bonuses. Maybe Strayer will be…

I do love the Udvar-Hazy Center. That place serves as a stark reminder that the National Air and Space Museum on the National Mall needs an overhaul. And regular dusting.

I feel very lucky. My mechanic (Gus’s in Plano TX for those in the area) uses an old gas station garage, it’s just Gus, his two sons and one other guy. Capable, reasonable, straightforward and - I think this says a lot - a lot of their repeat customers are women (a woman recommended them to me years ago). I’ve also…

Can we not have servers with video cameras, like all the damn Russian cars? Then take that video of these awful people and post it to the internet? Then I'll start a website that's Yelp for bad customers.

They even opened up the banquet rooms for lunch during these weeks, so I thought we were going to make extra cash. I was kind of puzzled when all of the veteran staffers started getting rid of their shifts, which I happily took.

I'd prefer to freak them out a little bit, while still being a considerate vandal.

It was, but it didn't work out as intended. Occupational hazard!

Ummm, yeah….I was agreeing with you before.

I think you should do some research first. Civil forfeitures as conducted by state and local law enforcement have been notoriously misused. There are no shortage of instances where funding-starved departments have confiscated money, cars, boats, houses, etc etc from people with a mix of a) no criminal record, b)no…

As we know, humanity as a whole got to where it is through widespread neglect and/or abuse of children while adults toiled away on our dumb constitutions and created infrastructure that provides for the largest population in human history. I'm with the late George Carlin when he said "you know what I say? I say…

So am I to assume that, for the first time in 40+ years, someone in the American criminal justice system has learned to read? And in all of that time, the Supreme Court could only count to 3?

Love to throw this song, or "Inflammatory Writ" on during parties. About 2 minutes in people suddenly start asking "what the fuck are we listening to?" I haven't heard her more recent stuff, but I understand her voice has changed since then, kind of a shame.

"To effectively tackle the problem of distracted driving, we need a broader approach that takes into account the many and varied sources of driver distraction," says Adrian Lund, president of IIHS.

I've had this one for 3 years, and I think I've bought 1, maybe 2 cartridges since, and I use the hell out of it. Can't recommend it enough.

I've had this one for 3 years, and I think I've bought 1, maybe 2 cartridges since, and I use the hell out of it. …

You forget Expensive.

You forget Expensive.

I don't know about last year, but two years ago a guy couldn't get his car because the insurance company denied the claim. Turns out the tournament organizers failed to provide the required second witness to validate the claim.

FTFY. Uphill you're taking the trolley.

Good luck getting them to post from their GM laptop.

"What the fuck do you mean it won't fucking be ready? Are you that fucking stupid? Do you think we're going to accept this bullshit from a fucking half ass supplier like you? Are you too fucking stupid to read the fucking specification to give us exactly what we fucking asked for? If you had half a fucking brain,…

Oh, Dubai. You're the guy living down the street that leaves the sticker in the new car window for a month after you bought it. Meanwhile, you never invite anyone into your house because the living room has only a mattress on the floor, and the sink is full of pots and pans.