And I can't be the only one that pictured it after the fact, right?

Now that you have a Top Golf and that Furniture Stadium, people know where the Colony is. Congrats!

I'll bet there are plenty of jobs killing the goddamned mosquitoes.

Yeah, fuck KTI. It's like a sorority of demon-possessed, screeching fake blonde purse snobs descends on that place every weekend like a shroud of pain.

The Holy Grail is my emerald-awash oasis in this damned overachieving soulless desert of a town. You see me there, don't expect me to talk shop, I'm in TCB mode.