But the same can be said of any review!

What makes metacritic any more or less valuable a judge of a rating than the rest of the internet?

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

Well the NCAA did say he will go pro in something other than sports.

Why's it always gotta be about violence with you rednecks?

The cool thing is, this also works as a Phish setlist.

Chris Gaines actually wrote this list.

fuck you guys

"Sterling got $2 Billion!? I, uh, just *found* a racist Mad Lib I did in 2007!"

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

The uN, and you, are denying all past human history. Life has gotten much bettet for the vast majority of people as the population had grown over time. It was thought we would run out of food 40 years ago. We have more than ever now. Use of resources gets more efficient over time as some get more scarce and otheRs…

And with that quote, he joined F. Scott Belichick as a member of the Loss Generation.

"Let him think than I am more man than I am and I will be so."

-Richard Sherman

"No Jennifer Lawrence? Fuck you, butt plug." - America

"No butt plugs? Thanks for not adding the unnecessary distraction."

No book plugs? Thanks for not adding the unnecessary distraction.

I can't make heads or tails of how that orgy situation would go mechanically. There should be video of that. And I would jerk off to that video on principle.

There's plenty of shouting and cheering, and even some weeping from Rex.

How long do you think you'd fly under the radar around these parts Donovan?