I met Scott Johnson when he was promoting his book about the Hebron, IL 1952 state champion team that the movie Hoosiers was loosely based off of. The catch is that I was in 2nd grade when I met him. He was nice enough to give a shit, maybe just because he was so surprised a 2nd grader liked his book, but still a…

Fleetwood Mac Back Slack?

What is your favorite "era" of music?

Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

There's no way Molly could have been "slipped" into his drink without him noticing. He would have noticed. It tastes like battery acid.

Deadspin taking such a vested interest in the nude-leak story shows they really know their readers. In no way is this sarcastic.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

B-but... it's for the sanctity of baseball! Pitchers should be able to keep the ball from slipping with SHEER WILL POWER and THE LOVE OF THE GAME... right?

Let's hope for a BLANK recovery.

Hi there Mr. Seinfeld! Thank you for doing this. I'm a little young for your TV show, but I was the perfect age for Bee Movie and I loved it. Would you consider doing a feature length film like that again?

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"No butt plugs? Fuck you!"

Fair to say that the University of Illinois has now completely lost all touch with the state it resides in? Absurdly high in state tuition, accepting more international kids than in state kids, and continuously missing out on the crop of basketball stars rising from Chicago.

As if this hasn't been going on for years. Conveniently, it just so happens the most popular USC jersey during the Bush years was #5? When will the NCAA stop this cycle of hypocrisy and screwing over the very athletes making them millions?

The fact that you knew that the Utah Blaze existed before this article is troubling

If he's not in jail, of course. Just wait til next off-season when they vacate all their wins again

You're correct. According to Wikipedia, Baldwin narrated the series from 1998-2002. There's no way that's George Carlin.