To make 135, Cyborg would have to cycle off the steroids AND do a weight cut. In doing so, she loses her stature advantage, her striking power and likely enters the cage weaker than she’s been used to. That fight would be over faster than Rousey/Davis.

Carano was talented, but extremely overhyped and her leaving for Hollywood when she started facing fighters on the level of Ronda’s best competition proved it.

Plus, any abstract argument about how this could damage his merchandising or legacy or whathaveyou is toothless in the face of the number of players who served similar suspensions that didn’t go on to define them. It doesn’t count if the “damage” is the result of Brady and the Patriots never shutting up about that…

Having a sex playlist can very easily make you look like a sketchy creepoid. Just saying.

They didn’t want Brady’s phone as much as they wanted Brady to offer his phone, fingerprints, whereabouts for the previous 96 hours and his asshole for a prostate exam. When he (understandably) said no, that’s what sent Goodell into a fit.

That’s clearly what was said, yes.

I expected no different once you were forced to come face to face with how stupid your take on this situation is. Truth hurts.

I don’t see what’s funny at all about “take a look at the evidence and established facts regarding a thing and form your opinion based off them.” I dunno. Maybe that’s me.

It’s pretty funny that you talk about ignorance and failure to support one’s argument when your own is completely unsupported by any evidence at all and rests entirely on what you THINK happened.

Oh, my mistake. That fixes everything, yes. State troopers always employ expert audio engineers.

Well, it is common practice for small town police departments to keep expert audio engineers on staff just in case. You got me there.

There was no editing. The video file glitched during the upload, a common technical problem. You can tell because the audio feed remained unaffected.

As I posted elsewhere:

By reserving judgment on a story involving cops and not blindly keyboard-smashing about how the cops are guilty, you are not doing your duty as a Gawker commenter.

Because the accepted narrative here is that the cops murdered her because __________ and no information, theories, comments or opinions that are inconsistent with that narrative are allowed.

Since you apparently don’t know about the wide variety of beers that exist between thin, watery American macrolagers and heavy, thick German stouts, I’m gonna say maybe you shouldn’t talk about beer to others.

And people thought the power structure seemed weird when Selig and Manfred were doing a railroad job on A-Rod.

This describes 98% of all puns. Truly clever wordplay is funny, but puns are the asshole of humor.

So, my takeaway here is that one of two things is happening:

Scott Keith?