“what could we do to make tonight fun for you?”

From: Tom Brady

I thought this paragraph from Charlie Pierce yesterday really summed it all up:

“What are thoooooose?”

“What are thoooooose?”

Shoulda been you, Hulkster.

It seems that this lack 0f self-awareness is contagious around the NFL...

“Peterson’s son says he deeply regrets the role that he played the night of the incident.”

Vikings PR Flack: Hey, AP, we’re thinking about tweeting out this picture. What do you think?

AP: I’m going to switch things up.

A few hateful but ultimately of no consequence comments which wouldn’t even have gotten any attention had jezebel by given them the national coverage the idiots making them so desperately craved.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

Accurate.

Honestly, I would be surprised if they issued an injunction. The judge will certainly be aware of how much press coverage this has, but federal judges are not elected and rarely respond to these types of pressures. For someone who deals with big business issues, RICO cases, etc., this is very small potatoes, and…

Finally:

The old saying is that there’s no crying in baseball, but since the Mets don’t play baseball what Flores is doing is perfectly fine.

Page 18: But who puts Milk and Honey Original Café Mix as the best cereal? Is it even really a cereal?

This shit show will never end. I fucking love it at this point.