Because both parties figured out a long time ago that politics is boring and TV shows are fun, so you need to make politics a TV show to engage viewers. Does it shock you that a TV star makes for good TV?

I find excusing yourself to the bathroom, surreptitiously taking your phone and heading to Poundtown for a short excursion helps take the green off.

Now I wonder how many WYTS Patriots rebuttal emails were from Tom’s dummy accounts.

I know people, fully grown functional adults, capable of holding a solid and intelligent conversation, who have no prior or present drug or alcohol problems, who send e-mails that are indistinguishable from the ones that my kid would send.

“It’s not that he has a bald spot that isn’t presidential – it’s what he’s doing with it.”

Pictured: Workers wheeling in a mannequin wearing the suit Brady claims to have worn when he first heard about the scandal.

Given that his blood was 95% cocaine for most of the late 80s, 61 is pretty remarkable.

Goddamn. Cody and Dustin, man. Goddamn.

It’s different for all of them. Don’t try to assign one motivation to every misogynist.

This. Cyborg’s the one calling out a fighter in a different weight class and refusing to drop into theirs. That’s like Michael Bisping calling out Demetrious Johnson. Is Johnson ducking Bisping in that scenario?

When you’re on horse steroids, you can do all sorts of magical things.

Weights are off. Ronda fights at 135 and Cyborg at 145. Cyborg said she can’t cut to 135.

There were raided-up scrubs fighting in gyms in NYC in the 80s that Tyson never fought. Nobody considers them asterisk-worthy, either.

No, people just thought that might happen. Ronda’s a smart fighter and she doesn’t play with her food before she eats it. She knows any chance you have to win a fight, you take it because doing otherwise is giving your opponent a chance to win.

Jesus, and by KO, too.

Oh, no, it works. Tested!

If your clothes are dirty, wash them.

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

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Cancer is a fuck. My MIL has it now and it’s... Ugh.