I’m a little Mary Poppins and a little Nutty Professor. Switch me to tequila and I’m... Who passes out underneath the table in a puddle of vomit? Charlie Sheen? I’m Charlie Sheen.

For sure, but I don’t think that was a single. Or if it was, it wasn’t a hit.

I can’t speak for whatever pool you swim in, but mine is not.

If you were bored, why would you type a reply to everything I say? Are you an idiot who likes doing boring things? I mean, yeah, because you enjoy riding bikes, but really, there’s lots else to do on the Internet. You’re not replying to me because you’re “bored.”

I’m Team Swimming Pool.

I wasn’r aware it was POSSIBLE to take them as seriously as they take themselves. And that’s from a guy who likes a decent amount of their stuff.

Sugar Ray also has Fly (no idea how you forgot that one), When It’s Over and Falls Apart.

Reddit is a website that is dedicated to discussion of everything. The majority of people there are harmless nerds ‘sperging over whatever their personal obsessions are.

Nope, sorry, not buying it. You can just click it and it goes away. You’re taking the time to type replies.

So boring you haven’t missed a single reply yet. Yep. Sure.

Are you having a rage stroke (the non-fun kind)? You’re repeating yourself.

Really, I’m just being polite by responding when someone addresses me. To do anything else would be ungentlemanly.

You’re STILL working that rageboner? Jesus. If you ever decided to shack up with another human, you could make them very, very happy in the bedroom (provided they didn’t think it was weird that they had to insult your cute little hobby first).

🎵I get a feeling when I look at you

“This is so romantic.”

“...and then I hit him with a sick Reddit burn. Haha, got him good. You know it, baby. I wouldn’t let anyone talk about you like that on the internet. Anyway, I’m sorry, but I’m a little spent. I’m just not feeling up to any of the ol’ in-and-out today. Maybe tomorrow.”

GOD KEEP REPLYING KEEP REPLYING THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE ARE MY BIKES AND DEFENDING THEIR HONOR

INTERNET TROLL REDDIT MRA BIKES GOD I’M SO CLOSE

Please keep melting down. It’s getting hilarious.

Ooh, hit a nerve, huh?