No matter what booth he's working in, you're pissed off that you just gave him two quarters.

I like that it's now news when Chris Brown doesn't assault a woman.

Nobody puts baby in the cup

It can be tough to meet someone online who is also into Disney films but take my advice, unless you're looking for a pre-teen who enjoys singing, dancing and amusement park rides, be sure to stay away from EOHarmony.com.

I've got mine.

Were you making a pun about the meat product? God I hope so.

Toronto is not getting enough credit.

The worst part is that she doesn't actually look like a man. She looks like a woman who needs some mascara and an eyebrow wax. Her bone structure is lovely

Since commenting on commenting has been the theme of the past few days, I'm going to agree with you, but probably for a different reason.

I know it's the way things work around here, but it sure was dispiriting to see the comments in the post about Joe Torre's daughter.

Patriots destroying video evidence? Nah, say it ain't so.

Hate to let Jack's excellent choice just sit there all lonely so here's one that popped up today. It's a little newer than my normal range but nevertheless:

So we've got a bet going in my office about the game tonight. If Miami wins, I have to bake a pie for everyone. If Miami loses, there's a free dinner in it for me.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id…

You become twice as fat and also become invisible to your desired sex partners.

"Blanket, hat, some shit."

If you ask me, I think it's overkill. Most people already assume you love VD if you're driving around in a Camaro.

For his sake I hope he can still generate income. After all, what good is a hoe if you can't make it rain.

Uhhhh, thanks, Dom? That was purely...something to...that was something wasn't it?