It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.

They don't. Single women are doomed to a life of unhappiness and poverty and will die young and alone, covered in spiderwebs because their cats are too aloof to kill the spiders, and their corpses won't even be found based on the smell because they'll be perfectly preserved thanks to all the booze single women drink…

A bag from Kay Jewelers.

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

Chicken is best in buckets.

Sometimes the snow comes down in June/

Class 3 trailer hitch and 28 hp. This guy wins the Optimist of the Year award.

"I talked to Doc for like 45 minutes . . . "

so in laymen's terms: It's like strapping a buttered toast to the back of a cat — since everyone knows that a buttered slice of bread lands butter side down - and that a cat always lands on it's feet. - the two would cancel each other out — instant anti gravity!

I know what everyone's thinking, but it's pretty obvious that Hernandez never used the safety.

@BillSimmons has herpes and is ugly. - Doc Rivers (@DocRivers)

Wondering why Boink no longer smiles? That's a frown question, bro!

This here story today:

Adam LaRoche: Pull!

GO.

This is probably the first song that I bothered to learn the words. What six year old kid isn't going to love a hound dog song?

If the gum is Bubblicious, it ain't suspicious.

That kind of high-level decision needs to come out of New York, not Tampa.

In a typically Philly fashion, the culprits stole his battery, then threw it at him.

Sadly, it turned out to be Dave Dravecky who finally succumbed to exhaustion after swimming in circles for hours.