He's pretty much pulling for a meteor.

In a perfect world the driver of the cart flops to the ground and another cart is dispatched to take him off the field.

Jack Dickey, if that is actually your picture, then you have zero right, and I mean zero right, to talk shit about anyone else's inability to grow facial hair. One has the urge to slap a diaper on that face of yours.

Chad must've fallen asleep at the beginning of the trial and missed the announcement that "The Honorable Fanny McSorebottoms is now presiding."

It was a delayed reaction, sure, but just proves that we were all sickened by Tila Tequila.

Slightly different than the heading of the article about len bias' death

In Soviet Russia the state divorce you.

Remember Austin Collie?

Hey Albert,

Followed up finding three women missing for ten years by finding an entire NFL franchise that's been missing for 18. Is there anything this guy can't do?

I am in support of a marathon oral-sex event to raise funds for research. Donors can contribute a fixed amount per orgasm and the tagline will be "EAT IT TO BEAT IT!"

pictured: the only time Chris Berman has made a woman wet.

"Back! Back! Back! Back! Gone!!"

the bengals posted bail for titus and he starts work at their local irs branch on tuesday.

His goatee is actually Chuck Norris

Runner up...

hopefully D didn't stand for "Drop in barometric pressure"

Millersville could teach another 'ville a thing or two about decency.

I put the blame on the Pirates. They should know that showing up is all one can expect from the Mets.

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