Name me one team from any other pro sports league that could inspire a rapper to say to himself, "Woohoo! Great win! Hey, I've got an idea, why don't I put this Grizzlies hat on top of a buncha guns and then just, I don't know, take a picture of it." You cannot.

One more reason dogs are better than cats. A cat would have waited around to snack on whatever the bear left.

In defense of the Stanford girl:

Is it just me?

Looks small, without a lot of luxury boxes and barely enough room for the basketball floor. Designing an arena this large without a centered hockey rink is just shortsighted.

God, I'd like to have the Kleenex concession at the Deadspin office!

Sounds like he's exactly what the scouting report said he was. Lack of work ethic, blames others for his failures.

#1-#1005: RAINBOW COOKIES

I ate the bones! I ate the bones! I ate the bones!!!!

I would assume it would be the same kinds of people who would sail off into an ocean that has never to their knowledge been crossed. The type of person that would move west from the safe coast of a continent into lands that held both death and hope. In other words those that are desperate or foolish enough to take a…

C Is For Crazy

I think the real question isn't why he tweeted this, but why he tweeted anything. In fact why does anyone tweet anything. Also get off my lawn and turn down that music.

As long as we're promoting stereotypes, how long until he drowns in that pool?

She just misheard him when he said he had seen enough of a tired and swollen Arreola.

Gronk go to computer. Computer say cookies. But Gronk no find cookies? Gronk look in kitchen.

He left plenty of space to add "vacated."