"Your couch, maybe. Then nucleus the fuck out of that couch."

Pictured: A creep, a peep and three ladies ready to weep.

I wouldn't be surprised if they managed to get Tim Thomas out of "retirement", although the Islanders coincidentally hold his rights as well at the moment (they still need to tender-offer him but I don't portend to understand all that....). Such a contract would no doubt be heavily incentive-laden, which would allow…

My thinking is that the amnesty deals were already decided upon, and now it is simply a matter of how will they spend the recouped space. As an Islander fan of 40 years I hate the idea of losing Streit to the Flyers, but love the potential for receiving a draft pick and player for him only to have the Flyers…

Nicely played.

OK Erg, I will play....

Punchable faces:

Did he "tires" to make the jump, or did he "tries" to make that jump Raphael? Inquiring minds my friend.

Hey Jason,

"On June 25th, 1876, Lt. Col. Custer and the 210 men of U.S. 7th Cavalry were killed by Sioux and Cheyenne Indians at Little Big Horn in Montana. The event is known as "Custer's Last Stand."

The best part of Tebowmania is watching the haters hate. I despise The Cheater as much as the next guy, but I love him for doing this.

Could there be legal implications to this? Lets say the on board camera provides irrefutable evidence that the driver caused an accident which led to a spectator injury and/or death.

Shelly Fabares (Christine) was quite the cougar, I woud hit that every day of the week and twice on Tuesdays (and TODAY is Tuesday, whoohoo!). Alas, she is 69 now and very likely no longer looks like this.

Well Erg, probably no better time to hit you with the song that my buds and I used to ....smoke some buds to as teens, in between The Cars, Journey, Loverboy and the other 80s classics there was Red Sovine, and Phantom 309. Can't tell ya how many times we spun this on the table, dropped it into the 8-track.....

"or whatever you want to call a lady stud"

(not making attempted rape joke because Lindy has kind of convinced me "not cool").

And to think, SOME people fly to Disney FIRST CLASS while my family and I toil in coach! And they stay in SUITES at the swanky on-site hotels, while we stay in some fucking "rustic cabin" a 10 minute tram ride away from the parks! Oh the indignities!

That was my takeaway as well. Could spend all day giving that girl a massage and never get tired, admiring that body. Maybe a little too thin for my liking, would add ten or fifteen and she would be perfect.

Just saying, if I made you cum during intercourse and again at childbirth then I am taking credit for giving you a nine-month-long orgasm.

"Hi, My Name is Moderate Nuisance"