Ohhhhh YOU! That took me a moment.....quite clever, I have to say.

"Kane ends King's Reign"

There are no Moose in Alaska

Auburn-red is the obvious choice from this guy's perspective. Stands out in the crowd of blondes and platinums, and is always so sexy.

7th largest city in the US, whowouldathunkit?

.........what would it look like and what would you throw in the back?"

Bitch of it is that they thought they were signing Tim Hudson.

Just call the NSA for a backup copy?

Sandra Bullock: Sexier than ever.

Joe Theisman just layed down and quit on the play. Just saying, you know, hockey > football.

Seems like the Altima is the new "every-man" car based upon their prominence. Seems like I actually see more of them than the Camry/Accord in both DC and central PA.

This particular brand of "crazy" is incomparably sexy. It would be totally worth it of this women killed me in my sleep afterwards....

Mari Marrow?

"Am I a bad person for liking junk food?"

+ .938 save percentage

Always marry a women who proves she has your back.

"Its even funnier because hid name is Dick".

Sofia's Choice, didn'take the advice to have breast reduction surgery when she was younger. THANK YOU and your glorious, natural 32Fs babe!

Shaped like a dragon, and shitting fire. Anything less would be unbecoming the brand.

1st time brought the future wife home, my mom asked her "do you cook?". She responded "no, but I know how to spackle that crack in your wall."