(not making attempted rape joke because Lindy has kind of convinced me "not cool").

And to think, SOME people fly to Disney FIRST CLASS while my family and I toil in coach! And they stay in SUITES at the swanky on-site hotels, while we stay in some fucking "rustic cabin" a 10 minute tram ride away from the parks! Oh the indignities!

That was my takeaway as well. Could spend all day giving that girl a massage and never get tired, admiring that body. Maybe a little too thin for my liking, would add ten or fifteen and she would be perfect.

Just saying, if I made you cum during intercourse and again at childbirth then I am taking credit for giving you a nine-month-long orgasm.

"Hi, My Name is Moderate Nuisance"

Ohhhhh YOU! That took me a moment.....quite clever, I have to say.

"Kane ends King's Reign"

There are no Moose in Alaska

Auburn-red is the obvious choice from this guy's perspective. Stands out in the crowd of blondes and platinums, and is always so sexy.

7th largest city in the US, whowouldathunkit?

.........what would it look like and what would you throw in the back?"

Bitch of it is that they thought they were signing Tim Hudson.

Just call the NSA for a backup copy?

Sandra Bullock: Sexier than ever.

Joe Theisman just layed down and quit on the play. Just saying, you know, hockey > football.

Seems like the Altima is the new "every-man" car based upon their prominence. Seems like I actually see more of them than the Camry/Accord in both DC and central PA.

This particular brand of "crazy" is incomparably sexy. It would be totally worth it of this women killed me in my sleep afterwards....

Mari Marrow?

"Am I a bad person for liking junk food?"

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