Always marry a women who proves she has your back.

"Its even funnier because hid name is Dick".

Sofia's Choice, didn'take the advice to have breast reduction surgery when she was younger. THANK YOU and your glorious, natural 32Fs babe!

Shaped like a dragon, and shitting fire. Anything less would be unbecoming the brand.

1st time brought the future wife home, my mom asked her "do you cook?". She responded "no, but I know how to spackle that crack in your wall."

Once played in a game where a guy had his eyebrow sliced off by a skate, was just dangling by a thread.

Visualized, and thank you!

I thought he was at the Heat game?

January Jones, further proving that natural > implants every day of the week. She gets two perfect C-cups...er....thumbs up from this guy.

I came up empty. Any hints?

Exactly!

"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member".

I was 0-for-my-little league career Erg, quite literally the "crowd the plate and get hit by the ball kid". Two years of that before dad mercifullty said "son, maybe we should find you another sport". 30+ years of ice hockey followed, and with all the 5:00AM wakups on Saturdays and Sundays for practices and road…

So do the Pacers actually have a chance tonight? I watch more professional bowling than NBA (hint: has never watched bowling) but will have to keep an eye on the score tonight and will tune in if circumstances warrent.

I think it looks fantastic, but what the hell do I know? And when did fashion in football becaome a thing (thank you Oregon....)?

Jason Kidd and Christopher Walkin, separated at birth:

"Whisper" by the stunning and ridicously talented Alison Sudol (A Fine Frenzy):

(1) If there is a greater pleasure in the world than watching a women climax as you go down on her, I simply have not yet found it.

OMG they were one of my first concerts, Frampton was certainly first.....these guys may well have been 2nd just freakin' awesome (at the time!).

Well, if you are still perculating then you are still "being" and there are worse places from which to start.