davidbalberchak
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davidbalberchak

I recently experienced a decrease in my, uhm, vitality for the first time and a Dr recommended I start taking a daily multi-vitamin before looking into more dramatic measures. And holy crap, it is like I am in my freakin' 20s again. So, yeah, multi-vitamins good.

Pictured: why I have deep-seated fears of getting old with someone. Forget "what is she looks like this", how about "what if I look like this".

The only thing in between Pennsylvania and West Virginia is Kentucky and the father-son team from Deliverance. Trust me. Been through that corridor for work many, many times.

Lets just avoid combining guns and sports fans for a few days while our friends in Toronto lick their wounds, shall we?

Open toe for Zoe. More of that please!

There is a Tony Romo/Denny's/Jessica Simpson joke in here somewhere, but damn if I could find the thing when I need it.

"i'm a girl and i have better gym etiquette than hamno"

Library?

The ceremony will be absent any hardware of significance.

Patrick Willis 1, Snakes 0

You can't fix stupid. That would be throwing good money after bad outcomes.

"Heartbreak should be social"

"I'm Gumby, damnbit!".

"Kids today just don't know how to finish"

Just wondering how you claim vodka and hookers as foreign income earned. Any CPAs out there?

(slow clap for Drew)

Thunderstruck was my "skate on" song (goalie) back in the day, song still makes me wanna punch my head through a wall every time it comes on.

Yeah, but what have they done for me lately?

Well I now have more than a passing interest in at least eight films that I otherwise likely would never have known existed. Gonna bookmark this little content piece and hope that I remember to go back to it when these films are available for public consumption.

"Still beats playing for Jacksonville".