Not to worry Blue Hen Nation, yet another Penn State Quarterback is set to transfer! Steven Bench, step right up my son.

ESPN is the public educational system of the sports journalism world. "Everybody migrate to the average please, outliers and overachievers skew the norms".

My God my stomach just sank when that car hit. I am going to pass of the Ferrari-fire jokes just this one. But JUST this once.

Awesome, I remember watching the game with my dad when the announcer said "Willie Parker looks like a 280 pound canary".

My teen could have handles that meal when he was swimming competitively. Competitive swimmers devour super-human and ridiculously obscene calories. Sucks that he gave it up, awesome that I can afford to buy groceries again.

My teen what appears to be that same exact pellet gun, it is more like a real weapon. It is sometimes used by owners to take down small game, and has some serious muzzle velocity (1800 feet per second if I recall).

With a story such as this, I typically have an immediate take as to whether I am with the plaintiff or defendant. Just can't lean one way or the other on this one.

So I went out and looked at the Lions' roster, hoping to find that one steady influence amongst his former teammates who might counsel him of behavio modification.

Well it WAS going to happen Sooner or later.

Made me channel Dalton with "nobody wins in a fight".

Amen.

He doesn't deserve to ever be with a women again. That is some serious asshattery right there.

Simply the best content I have ever devoured on this site.

Asked Bian Griffin.

Because nothing says "I love you mom" quite like monetizing breast cancer.

Dude. Can I buy you a drink or something? Because really. I said the girl is cute. Are you her husband or something? God I hope not, I would have to think that any women deserves better. Much better.

God how I love when these matters come to a gay resolution!

If I was inclined to to have man-crushes, I can see where Dom might possibly be man-crush material. Is that better? I am pretty sure that is as far toward the center that I can meet you.

So not the same. Emma's pic made me think of the hot girlfriend in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Mia Sarah. Dom makes me think of.....Dom sitting at a table cracking jokes and reminiscing about old times.

I liked this feature better when I got to look at Emma's profile picture.