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If he was white he would already be out the door.

Crosby has been sick this series, I really did not expect him to be THIS big a factor coming back from the jaw injury. But Malkin has been the story, he has had the best playoff series of his career and the Islanders simply have nobody who can contain him shift to shift.

Vokoun stopped all 14 first period. I want Marc Anders Fleury back.

Too much Billy Beer.

Philles 6, Giants 2

Fabulous, these turned out just fabulous.

What does it say about me as a guy that I fucking nailed this thing? I mean, 4-for-4 nailed it.

And hockey playoffs, Gregg.

They ain't no Jimmi, nor even Boston, but not bad at all....

Always the "hot ones" who love us and leave us. Thanks so much Emma.

He is black. Black and/or gay gets you a pass on anything short of child molestation with Gawker Media. I just accepted it a while ago so that I could enjoy the site again.

Somewhere, a baby mamma is calling the Springer Show screaming "I GOT HIS DNA!".

"Jaguars receiver Justin Blackmon will sit out the first four gamesof the season after violating the league's substance abuse police."

I think I'm in love.

This doesn't get better. Some boos boos don't heal.

If I had to be monogamous with her, I truly believe that I would rather not have my penis.

Picking on Francessca is like picking on Imus, or a good'ole game of "smear the queer" back in the day.

Well, the NBA and gay rights are two things that are not my cup of tea so I may well be talking out my ass which has, you know, happened a time or two before.

Thirded.

Talk about balls deep in the danger zone.