Dude. Can I buy you a drink or something? Because really. I said the girl is cute. Are you her husband or something? God I hope not, I would have to think that any women deserves better. Much better.

God how I love when these matters come to a gay resolution!

If I was inclined to to have man-crushes, I can see where Dom might possibly be man-crush material. Is that better? I am pretty sure that is as far toward the center that I can meet you.

So not the same. Emma's pic made me think of the hot girlfriend in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Mia Sarah. Dom makes me think of.....Dom sitting at a table cracking jokes and reminiscing about old times.

I liked this feature better when I got to look at Emma's profile picture.

If he was white he would already be out the door.

Crosby has been sick this series, I really did not expect him to be THIS big a factor coming back from the jaw injury. But Malkin has been the story, he has had the best playoff series of his career and the Islanders simply have nobody who can contain him shift to shift.

Vokoun stopped all 14 first period. I want Marc Anders Fleury back.

Too much Billy Beer.

Philles 6, Giants 2

Fabulous, these turned out just fabulous.

What does it say about me as a guy that I fucking nailed this thing? I mean, 4-for-4 nailed it.

And hockey playoffs, Gregg.

They ain't no Jimmi, nor even Boston, but not bad at all....

Always the "hot ones" who love us and leave us. Thanks so much Emma.

He is black. Black and/or gay gets you a pass on anything short of child molestation with Gawker Media. I just accepted it a while ago so that I could enjoy the site again.

Somewhere, a baby mamma is calling the Springer Show screaming "I GOT HIS DNA!".

"Jaguars receiver Justin Blackmon will sit out the first four gamesof the season after violating the league's substance abuse police."

I think I'm in love.

This doesn't get better. Some boos boos don't heal.