If I had to be monogamous with her, I truly believe that I would rather not have my penis.

Picking on Francessca is like picking on Imus, or a good'ole game of "smear the queer" back in the day.

Well, the NBA and gay rights are two things that are not my cup of tea so I may well be talking out my ass which has, you know, happened a time or two before.

Thirded.

Talk about balls deep in the danger zone.

Beacause that is what leaders do when things get messy, they bail right? Just like the three Penn State players who did get drafted. Oh wait, they got drafted...

Not to be a buzzkill here, but dude would have been way better off with a ride to the local ER and admissions to detox. You can decide which dude.

As it turns out, "San Francisco Boxer" is a men's lingerie company.

Packages start at $389 or.....about 5000 pesos. You would think it wouldn't be that damn hard. Ohhhhhh.......it is hockey being played in a desert. Never mind and good luck boys.

My (much) older brother used to bring The Daily News home from his job every day, and I couldn't wait to get my hands on it the days that Dexter's articles ran. He was the first journalist that I ever followed, and still one of my favorites.

Jesus, was just ready to comment that Jessica is pretty hot when I realized I had been linked over to Jezebel from Deadspin.

Carolina Hurricanes 4 New York Islanders 3

Pictured: The reason why the 2nd Amendment needs to be protected.

Mia Sara and Emma Carmichal, separated at birth?

He was being evicerated for that on the lighthouse game-day thread yesterday, but I think all us Isles fans can be excused a small stroke during that Winnepeg game.

I grew up in Northeast PA and our first cable system, you know when we went from four channels to maybe 14, came out of New York. This gave my Islander instead of Flyers games. I played the game for 40 years, and have been an Islander fan since inception of the franchise.

Can't wait to see this 30-30, one of the…

I believe you meant "excerpt", not "except".

I understand this would not have been easy. I also understand this was well underway when I got up at six this morning, and that we are talking about moving a very limited number of people who would have actually been in the "lock down" region, if any.

"But it's the only thing to be done."

I once gave company tickets to a co-worker and later found that he sold them, well above face, to another co-worker. I took it directly to his Executive VP instead on confronting him (not easy...), he worked in Purchasing and sure as shit he was extorting from vendors to stay on the preferred vendor list.