Well bud, best i can tell you is that I drove an F430 Scuderia around Italy for part of a day, 20th wedding anniversary gift from the wife, and that car was totally, completely idiot-proof (as evidenced by the fact that, you know, I am sitting here typing this). So, there is that. Thing rides on rails not only on…

If he was white and/or Republican he would be long gone by now. Equality my ass.

If Ripkin's dog is an Akita, then A-Rod is Mr. Bronx.

Alexi Yashin is being paid through 2015. DiPietro through about what, 2023 or some crap?

She reminds me of the cutie-next-door-esque girl in the Wendy's commercials, Morgan Smith Goodwin. Same persona.

Remember when she was hot in Speed? Jesus, time is just fucking brutal to some people. OK, now I realize that is almost 20 years ago, but STILL....

" He's tall enough, at 6-foot-3, to shoot over anyone shorter"

Slow, gentle and steady. And play with her butt-hole, that pushes most women over.

You should see what she can do with two balls while hanging upside down!

+1 made me look....

Would have been an excellent opportunity to lecture the congregation on tolerance. Opportunity lost.

1st half of quote: "He's in the same room....."

40 years of ice hockey goaltending, and I STILL hate the idea of getting hit by a damn pitch shit just makes me cringe.

Next stop, Brooklyn (via Long Island)

Know what - you are correct. That is exactly who I was thinking of.

I agree it read like a typo.

I think you have it way better than the other girl. Those 95% of guys are going to see a half dozen other women that same day who they find just as hot, but the 12% will be lucky to see two in a month who they think is exotic-hot. They will appreciate you more.

With a name like "Shanteona Keys" she will soon enough be advertising as "Shanteona Squirts". Has a nice ring to it, though.

Ryan Leaf's dad finds this guy soft.

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