+1 they used to all be this good.

"Eat. Spit. Be Happy."

+1 sweet

"It's instinct - things happen and that's what you do."

Phil becomes CEO and fires D'antoni "on principle" soon as the old man expires. He then trades Howard for two 1st round picks and the team immediately makes a run toward a playoff spot.

"I just don't understand what part of 'no' people don't understand,"

Was at the Wizards game when he became 1st player over age of 40 to score 40 in a game.

5' 5" a buck twenty? Healthy and attractive, no worries.

Robbie Rogers Rubs Randy Reese. Its a tongue twister!

Well seems about 15% of all escorts in the 20s are named Brittany, so I guess we have the Spears family to blame for that. Somehow I don't think Jamie Lynn will follow suit.

It would appear that none of you suffering people have yet discover Alison Sudol (A Fine Frenzy). I am NOT responsible for your suicide if you listen to this...

"It felt as if someone had jammed a sour, sweaty foot into our mouths. "

Only God saves more......virgins from their virginity.

"Oscar is one of the most honorable upstanding men I have ever personally known"

Pictured: A waif, and a strafe.

+1 yep

Third man in penalty is an automatic ejection from the bar.

Annnnnnd......absolutely nothing wrong with a beer league career, my friend. For every Chico Resch, there are a few hundred thousand members of the Beer League HOF. Doing something because you enjoy it is not a "bad thing", perhaps you are lackinh enjoyment in your life? Good.......

Major heart attack just shy of my 45th a few years ago, goaltending and scuba were the two things doc said I had to give up. Had been playing since I was 7. Started in the early 70s using beat to shit "rink gear" that was probably from the 50s, at best, and was wearing a sweet set of Brian's when I had to retire. …

My dad passed a few years ago and his committment to my hockey and the sacrafices he made are legend to me, and a standard that I strive to meet every day with my own kids. Just sayin'......keep it up. He will remember.