Slow, gentle and steady. And play with her butt-hole, that pushes most women over.

You should see what she can do with two balls while hanging upside down!

+1 made me look....

Would have been an excellent opportunity to lecture the congregation on tolerance. Opportunity lost.

1st half of quote: "He's in the same room....."

40 years of ice hockey goaltending, and I STILL hate the idea of getting hit by a damn pitch shit just makes me cringe.

Next stop, Brooklyn (via Long Island)

Know what - you are correct. That is exactly who I was thinking of.

I agree it read like a typo.

I think you have it way better than the other girl. Those 95% of guys are going to see a half dozen other women that same day who they find just as hot, but the 12% will be lucky to see two in a month who they think is exotic-hot. They will appreciate you more.

With a name like "Shanteona Keys" she will soon enough be advertising as "Shanteona Squirts". Has a nice ring to it, though.

Ryan Leaf's dad finds this guy soft.

+1

+1 they used to all be this good.

"Eat. Spit. Be Happy."

+1 sweet

"It's instinct - things happen and that's what you do."

Phil becomes CEO and fires D'antoni "on principle" soon as the old man expires. He then trades Howard for two 1st round picks and the team immediately makes a run toward a playoff spot.

"I just don't understand what part of 'no' people don't understand,"

Was at the Wizards game when he became 1st player over age of 40 to score 40 in a game.