5' 5" a buck twenty? Healthy and attractive, no worries.

Robbie Rogers Rubs Randy Reese. Its a tongue twister!

Well seems about 15% of all escorts in the 20s are named Brittany, so I guess we have the Spears family to blame for that. Somehow I don't think Jamie Lynn will follow suit.

It would appear that none of you suffering people have yet discover Alison Sudol (A Fine Frenzy). I am NOT responsible for your suicide if you listen to this...

"It felt as if someone had jammed a sour, sweaty foot into our mouths. "

Only God saves more......virgins from their virginity.

"Oscar is one of the most honorable upstanding men I have ever personally known"

Pictured: A waif, and a strafe.

+1 yep

Third man in penalty is an automatic ejection from the bar.

Annnnnnd......absolutely nothing wrong with a beer league career, my friend. For every Chico Resch, there are a few hundred thousand members of the Beer League HOF. Doing something because you enjoy it is not a "bad thing", perhaps you are lackinh enjoyment in your life? Good.......

Major heart attack just shy of my 45th a few years ago, goaltending and scuba were the two things doc said I had to give up. Had been playing since I was 7. Started in the early 70s using beat to shit "rink gear" that was probably from the 50s, at best, and was wearing a sweet set of Brian's when I had to retire. …

My dad passed a few years ago and his committment to my hockey and the sacrafices he made are legend to me, and a standard that I strive to meet every day with my own kids. Just sayin'......keep it up. He will remember.

Best part of being a beer-league goalie is the self-nominating process for attaining HOF status. I continued to play well afterwards....

No - not at all. Old fashioned but not gag inducing, I think you did well.

"Williams later allegedly used an Alabama-issued debit card he stole from his victim to buy snacks from a dormitory vending machine."

+1

All of them except Drew. And there will be a sad.

Drew, if this devolves into "who is wearing what" on a Deadspin live blog then your site has officially jumped the Fonzi. Just sayin' bud.