" but also received some East Coast votes with the women of NY (73%), Chicago (64%), and Dallas (71%)."

I know. But try being married 24 years and it is also true.

Better question:

Wow love the girl next door-edness of that girl.

Courtney's Resume

Pictured: Asian Dream, needs some face cream and Mr Clean.

Pictured: Asian Dream, needs some face cream and Mr Clean.

Can A-Rod's contract be voided in this proves to be true?

Can A-Rod's contract be voided in this proves to be true?

Pictured: three escorts, a silver ghost and a beamer.

"when he was asked the secret of his amazing physical fitness....."

+1

For 1.8 mil it needs to come with Halle Berre assuming the position and screaming "make me feel good".

Handing him the car keys. It is substantially closer than you can possibly comprehend.

OK beat me to it. Exactly.

I was actually assigning an "throwgasm" number to each story based upon how much I figured that story pissed off the libtards holding vigils for the dead rodents tonight. Many a throwgasm was had!

This feature combines something I despise (Simmons) with something I tolerate (Deadspin) with something mildly pleasing (Julia's writing). Makes for an interesting stew Julia, don't worry about the haters sweetie...

+1 well played

Quid pro quo much? Drew gets to be the 1st guest on the DP show this morning, Deadspin plugs DP as part of the story. Isn't that special?!

The atheists are in charge of the non-existent.