Yes. Back when one had to be ordained to comment, this was a criteria.

Her middle name was Wilson and she was once in a committed relationship with Tom Hanks.

+1 but that seemed way too easy

"She was going t make a pot for me. Can you get dates for my three friends?"

Obligatory "I'd hit that".

Get rich quick:

Answer of the day?

Dude videotaped his wife having sex with a rat without her permission.

One of the few likable people at ESPN.

Amen.

Man, I could SO see it now. Jeter hires a hooker, she doubles as his steroid mule, A-rob has her eliminated after sensing Jetes may get a competitive advantage and Lance, seeing her perfect hot yoga body, steals her corpse to extract stem cells. He then enters the 2014 Tour and gets knocked off his bike by two…

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.