Man, I could SO see it now. Jeter hires a hooker, she doubles as his steroid mule, A-rob has her eliminated after sensing Jetes may get a competitive advantage and Lance, seeing her perfect hot yoga body, steals her corpse to extract stem cells. He then enters the 2014 Tour and gets knocked off his bike by two…

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

Yep, that right there is the good stuff.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.

MLB - Garvey came to mind for me as well.

You are told Tavares or Giroux will be in the HOF in 15 years. Which one is it?

You are told that Tavares or Giroux will be in the HOF 15 years from now. Which one is it?

Fantastic, the '95 Eclipse is reborn.

+1 that was nice

+1 took me a moment. I like that.

Talk about burying the lead. That was my takeaway as well.

"Prostitution is legal in Brazil (pimping is not, though enforcement is lax), and just like with past World Cups, they're expecting a larger-than-usual clientele."

"..... that allows retired-but-still-beloved players to show up for spring training and pregame workouts to impart wisdom."

Saban is like a corporation that long ago ceased to be a mom-and-pop operation and became an international conglomerate, focused solely on acquiring assets and driving its stock price higher and higher and higher, with no clear ceiling in mind. Nothing but an endless demand for annual growth that won't cease until…

"Lubomir Visnovsky wants to say put"