More black on black violence.

Royce White is a gravy sucking pig just looking to exploit the system. In a word, he is a "progressive".

"It is a shame," Howard added, "that this remarkably talented female African-American coach,"

"Festivus? We ain't talkin' FESTIVUS!"

No damn food until the deal is done.

The delicious irony of a Jew writing this content. "Throw them all in the incinerator and sort them out later".

Hopefully, "crimes against the basic tenets of journalism" count.

OK so I woke up late for the game. At least we lead? USA! USA!

You have just been elected Superintendent of Schools for Steubenville, OH. First act?

+1

Police are searching for a suspect with soiled clothing.

"He died after a few hedonistic years of glorious sex with four younger females, with every need and want provided by a guilt-wracked humanity. He had his watering hole, he had his food, and when he wanted them, he had his women. And then he died on a Sunday morning, having had his fill."

Somebody take that child into custody. Like, yesterday.

Her response is gratuitously robust.

Time to ban public transportation, gambling and Canadians.

Tylenol and alcohol are a bad mix at our age. Pick one.

I wa greeted on the other side by my dad after my heart attack. He told me I had a choice of staying or going back after we had a brief discussion (closure stuff). I turned around, took one step....and.....the look in the faces of the medical staff.....priceless!

Best part of this feature is how all you liberated chicks get your panties in a bunch. I would tell ya to lighten up and consume the column after a glass of wine, but why kill the fun?

Holy hell I knew it, just KNEW that it was going to be Baby Beach. Almost drowned there myself maybe six years ago, and I am a reasonably strong swimmer. The cross-currents at that beach are a death-trap, and the drownings are severely under-reported for tourism purposes.

Kate Moss, guessing nobody is even close.