+1 took me a moment. I like that.

Talk about burying the lead. That was my takeaway as well.

"Prostitution is legal in Brazil (pimping is not, though enforcement is lax), and just like with past World Cups, they're expecting a larger-than-usual clientele."

"..... that allows retired-but-still-beloved players to show up for spring training and pregame workouts to impart wisdom."

Saban is like a corporation that long ago ceased to be a mom-and-pop operation and became an international conglomerate, focused solely on acquiring assets and driving its stock price higher and higher and higher, with no clear ceiling in mind. Nothing but an endless demand for annual growth that won't cease until…

"Lubomir Visnovsky wants to say put"

More black on black violence.

Royce White is a gravy sucking pig just looking to exploit the system. In a word, he is a "progressive".

"It is a shame," Howard added, "that this remarkably talented female African-American coach,"

"Festivus? We ain't talkin' FESTIVUS!"

No damn food until the deal is done.

The delicious irony of a Jew writing this content. "Throw them all in the incinerator and sort them out later".

Hopefully, "crimes against the basic tenets of journalism" count.

OK so I woke up late for the game. At least we lead? USA! USA!

You have just been elected Superintendent of Schools for Steubenville, OH. First act?

+1

Police are searching for a suspect with soiled clothing.

"He died after a few hedonistic years of glorious sex with four younger females, with every need and want provided by a guilt-wracked humanity. He had his watering hole, he had his food, and when he wanted them, he had his women. And then he died on a Sunday morning, having had his fill."

Somebody take that child into custody. Like, yesterday.

Her response is gratuitously robust.