Time to ban public transportation, gambling and Canadians.

Tylenol and alcohol are a bad mix at our age. Pick one.

I wa greeted on the other side by my dad after my heart attack. He told me I had a choice of staying or going back after we had a brief discussion (closure stuff). I turned around, took one step....and.....the look in the faces of the medical staff.....priceless!

Best part of this feature is how all you liberated chicks get your panties in a bunch. I would tell ya to lighten up and consume the column after a glass of wine, but why kill the fun?

Holy hell I knew it, just KNEW that it was going to be Baby Beach. Almost drowned there myself maybe six years ago, and I am a reasonably strong swimmer. The cross-currents at that beach are a death-trap, and the drownings are severely under-reported for tourism purposes.

Kate Moss, guessing nobody is even close.

Fucking fantastic.

Have to believe he was brought there until entirely false pretenses, can't really blame him for having the shits of the organization.

Or just go to theeroticreview.com and fulfill ALL your fantasies. Just sayin',

Sarah Jessica gets royalties each time the video is played?

"This process will claim NFL RedZone, too. That channel already teaches us things we never would have learned about the NFL, including things about itself."

" but don't worry, it's anti-rape so you can listen to it with a clean conscience and your friends at Jezebel won't get all pissed off (probably)".

If Parker was white he would have been fired. That makes ESPN as a whole racist. Or chickenshit. Or perhaps racist chickenshit.

"People terrified of hostile aliens would stock up on guns and ammo and shutter their homes to protect themselves"

(sulks)

Oh hell ya.....you never fingered a women's pussy while eating out her ass? Massive, damn near violent orgasms ensue. Every. Fucking. Time. That girl will do ANYTHING you want after doing that for her....

Making a women cum during analingus is the absolute best.

Somebody got paid to come up with this bullshit. It just makes me fucking crazy.

In a fair world, each of their prison rapes would be live-blogged.

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