Lets break this down:

The fuck. +1

Pictured:

The fuck. +1

(breaks out Tavares sweater)

Pro-personal weapons, pro-hunting, and hope that this guy dies of cancer. Bear way too young.

Not nice. +1

Very creative and wonderfully self serving. +1

This story begs the previously, for me at least, unconsidered question of "where does a women have to fall on the 1-10 scale for you to call the cops due to exposure?".

Begrudging +1

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My 14 year old son now has one of the Redskin's cheerleaders as a substitute teacher for the rest of the month.

OK OK OK. Just wait until you are MY age and multi-tasking young whippersnapper.

"Hey place and and stare at my wall of fame commemorating my career".

"213,000 beers since 1999. Sounds about right."

Come on man....he closed GITMO ! No? Brought peace to the Middle East? Get the fuck out, really? Its WORSE than under Bush? Worse than under carter too? I'll be damned. Well, at least he got the Mexico civil war issue under control. Wait really? Worse again? Well all of our troops are out of Iraq like he…

Gawker Media = Liberal Elitism = More of the Same

While this is the absolute least that we could have expected from him, it is still more than I would have expected.

"The last thing you want in the wake of a tragedy is to have all the time in the world to sit there and think about it, to let it play in your head over and over again until a kind of permanent darkness settles over you. "

Pictured: Not Brady Quinn's stache.