Sean has obviously taken on the unfortunate "adult role" in the Deadspin family. God love him. He's gonna need it.

6 second mark. Skanky-hot blonde cheerleader. Just sayin'.

Nicely played. +1

Well that just sucks. Loved watching this guy coach. So who takes top spot in the dead pool now? Andy Reed? Anybody even remotely associated with the Chiefs?

Just why the hell is Oregon State plying Nichols State today? Oh ya, must be money involved?

Wrong person committed suicide this morning. Should have been Tim.

What about players who have escalators in their contracts based upon certain performance metrics? They should be punished because of this ass hat? Not to mention the impact upon draft position? Of course all of this is irrelevant in the larger picture. Everything is. But that doesn't make other factors mute to…

More black-on-black violence. The child will be well cared for, people will respond. But money is no substitute for loving parents.

Is it Tuesday?

Jesus, it took DECADES of marriage for me to finally find out that I CAN slap and push her all I want?

McKayla Maronry - Because if we keep the name fresh, maybe Deadspin will treat us to a found sex tape sometime soon. After she is legal of course. (clears throat) (cums)

My older son was a 5'9", 150lb monster of a 6th grader, and swam junior olympic qualifying times in breast stroke. I saw a diminuative kid look over and say something to him on the blocks at one meet, unusual in that the kids are usually pretty focused, and I asked him about it afterwords. The kids words? "I am…

You could have simply stopped at "PA prosecutors don't seem bound by the law" and been just fine. Grew up n the coal regions of PA, saw how the sausage was made and got the fuck out of there as soon as I could.

Hmmm....well, here is the perspective of a pushing 50 white guy who grew up in the coal regions of Pennsylvania and now lives in DC.

Ya, its a "liberal thing".

Awesome. +1

That was epic. +1

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" while Chris Berman sang hosannas and Tom Jackson plucked at his harp."

- "balsy move, dude"