It seems pretty unreasonable for you to expect me to read your post carefully before criticizing it. It's a lot of words. Moreover, jalapeno peppers aren't "hots" you rube:
Listen. I'm not trying to be an asshole, here, I promise. But, would it trouble you to actually read the post before critiquing it? All the things you're saying I "forgot" to do are things that are included in the post. Mayo? Check. Hot peppers? Check. Shredded lettuce? Check. It's all there. It's even in the…
You forgot to put mayo and hots on your cheesesteak. Also, the lettuce should be shredded. No pickles. Hope that helps.
Barry, the term is Aptronym.
Because vodka is only for sorority girls and Slavs, add gin to your Bloody Mary.
Sure, this might seem like a stunning confession, but I guarantee you, five minutes from now it'll be like nothing happened at all.
You let them get on with it as long as the jokes are somewhat funny and not too insulting.
"Additionally, because I'm a proud German, I have an above-average tolerance for people throwing shit in my direction, to my face."
Although, he added ruefully, it's been years since he's actually gotten a whiff of Die Mannschaft.
Good for Hitzlsperger, wish him the best. One question though: why is he collecting hats for the national team?
I guess the Hokie Pokie really is what it's all about.
"Vacuum!"
Virinigia Gentleman is a $10 bourbon that tastes like a $14 bourbon.
The thing is, the English National Team has almost always been shit. England has won one World Cup, as hosts. The team has never appeared in another final, and has never made the finals of the European Championship. England isn't underperforming, it's consistently being the mediocre side it always is. The only issue…
holy shit holy shit Arjen Robben just scored with his right foot.
This is going to be great as soon as you line up a few of Deadspin's favorite commenters.