Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Look at this clucking hoopster.

Hey hey hey, I'm usually ok with getting insulted on the internet, but you have crossed a line now. I am NOT a fucking yankees fan.

But Greg! You forgot to write about how Barcelona is done for!

The dunk itself is amazing, but the fact that number 15 on the opposing team is Brandon Knight's younger brother really takes it over the top.

Your move Mr. Kraft

I don't answer to door. He no boss me.

I didn't think we'd see it so soon, but this is the first situation affected by yesterday's crucial Supreme Court opinion, Guy Who Wants To Do A Half-Hearted Tyrannosaurus Rex Impersonation While Getting Arrested v. United States.

He definitely killed that guy. I mean he got caught smoking pot in college. Connect the dots.

I once ate a horsefly on purpose. Not because it was a delicacy served with au jus but because the sonuvabitch bit me about half a dozen times on the beach. I finally caught the fucker and passed judgement on it using Hammurabi's Code.

Sarah Jessica Parker is going to play the lead in the sequel: Mrs. Popper's Penguins.

I usually go with one game of Sporcle, which can be anywhere from 4 to 10 minutes. I feel like it's brain exercise, so I justify it with that.

what if they never release it? then you will have no choice but to name your baby Kaidence

I'd tweet this if I knew how, but I'm hearing via law enforcement source that I'm too close to this school over here.

When I was 17 I worked at an ACME in my hometown in South Jersey. I managed to work my way from the front registers as a bag boy/checker into the Deli. Delis used to just be slicing meat and cheeses and stuff, but they've eliminated a significant portion of the danger associated with said slicers with those little…