Is the title of this item "How to Make a Philly Cheesesteak"? It is not.

Yeah, that's what I have read. He fully identifies by a Kosovar nationality.

He wants to play for Kosovo when they are recognized by FIFA.

Relax, the Orioles will get six more years with him. But Angelos will never agree to pay him enough to keep him.

But he will be a Yankee, eventually, when he becomes a free agent.

oof. +1

I hope he pulls a Rooney and has a squirrel skin stitched on his pate.

Deadspin has been mercifully free of silly season rumours, please stahp

jellied eels

Lebron will always be rebuking his critics. It was clear from the comments he ended his post-game interview with. He wants to be the beloved hero, and the fact that people hate him is galling.

How long is too long to sit in a bathroom stall at work playing games on your smartphone? Asking for a friend.

Gross!

That, and also the fact that a third of the world's population has evolved a gene to produce a special enzyme to help us digest dairy into adulthood.

I was slicing tomatoes on a meat slicer at the deli I worked at as a teenager. The tomatoes were too squishy to hold in place with the safe slicer handle, so I was holding them with my thumb and fingers. I took my eyes off what I was doing, briefly, and felt the blade bite into my thumb. The blade had cut straight…

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