I don't have a discolored screen, thank goodness. Yes, my iPad does have weak wifi issues that have been an annoyance. (I have had it drop the connection when a couple walls have been between the router and the iPad.) Yes, it does tend to get quite warm to the touch after a lot of use. But overall I'm extremely happy…

The sink in the bathroom provides access to water. Water puts out cigarettes.

'Change Cover' photo and 'Update Info' could be put in the top bar, listed under the person's name; and I have no idea what 'Activity Log' is suppose to do. Get rid of those 3 buttons and the page will look a lot cleaner and less clunky.

What you call lack of class, I call expressing my anger at the obvious hypocrisy of the straight community. A hypocrisy that you didn't address, by the way. In response to your numbered list:

"It is upsetting to conclude that all people who disapprove gay marriage are filled with hate towards homosexuals."

"...but Android Voice Actions has already proven demonstrably better than Apple's offering."

"...that his new phone "started ringing constantly, after that, from ex-spouse to friends."

You're confusing behavior ("whom you have sex with") and sexual orientation (which gender you are innately attracted to). They are not the same thing. You can be straight and never have sex with the opposite sex, and still know that you are straight.

I prefer burning them at the stake like we did with witches. But that's just me.

Gingrich is in good company.

So I guess I should eat my Ben & Jerry's Manic Migraine Munch a lot slower. Good to know.

Unlike Sony, the music, movie and TV industries forced Apple to add copy protection to the media. Apple wasn't in any position to tell the music industry what to do when it first started selling iPods. Luckily, the copy protection has been removed from the music. But then Apple allowed the music industry to raise the…

...and our government allows this non-transparent nickel-and-diming of the public, because...

It would be cooler if the water droplets appeared to be going backwards. So, sadly, I have to give this an 'epic failure' rating. Better luck next time, loser.

So Pizza Hut customers were upset that they couldn't eat hotdogs while they were eating their pizza? I could understand if they were little mini Italian meatballs around the crust, but hotdogs?

That looks like a mini-tablet instead of a phone. Based on the photo, it looks like a better size would have been halfway between an iPhone and the Note. I definitely wouldn't want to try to cram that thing in my pants pocket. I'd be afraid it would break if I sat down.

Yeah, no kidding. Great job comparing technology from a decade ago. I've got an iPad 2, and my husband just bought The New iPad. The display is absolutely astonishing. When you view a webpage it looks like a printed magazine. Even the smallest mouse-type is legible. The only thing Apple could possibly do to make it…

He should have implanted one of those 'pay pass' things in the palm of his hand. Then he could just wave his hand in front of the receiver, then watch the cashier's head explode from witnessing a miracle from God.

"I have a cancer in my body somewhere."

People pay for Hulu Plus? I had a free tryout for 3 months. I think I used it twice. I use Netflix (commercial free) streaming service every day.