I think a proper comparison would be between a Vita and an iPhone/iPod touch, not the iPad. I don't think the iPad is considered a portable gaming device, even though it plays game. I've got an (older model) iPod touch and an iPad 2. Now I play my games exclusively on the iPad. The larger screen makes playing games…

Come on. That's not fair. I love Chipotle, but I also know that Olive Garbage sucks ass. I really don't think there's a better fast food option for Mexican food out there; and that includes Mission, Freebirds, and Taco Cabana.

Don't worry, you're not missing out on anything. There is nothing inherently special about Mission Burrito (or Freebirds). We consistently rate them worse than Chipotle. The only pluses that Mission has are that shrimp is available, and you can get chips and queso. Whoop-de-do.

That surface looks like it would be incredibly cold; and shouldn't the spray heads have a wider distribution pattern? ...and where the shot of the hot guy with the "butt that won't quit"?

The only ads I remember were for Chevy and VW, and the Seinfeld/Leno ad for some random upscale car. Yeah, the ads for GoDaddy make me want to spray my TV with Lysol. Now I'm treating my Samsung TV for herpes simplex 3. Thanks, GoDaddy.

Yeah, that was my reaction too.

Yeah, the Bud ads were stupid. Ooooh, a platinum light beer! What the hell does platinum have to do with beer. I'm going to wait for Bud Light Diamond level. (or does platinum outrank diamonds?) Note to Bud: Platinum isn't blue, it's silver.

Holy crap. That was amazing! — That is all.

Oh, not to worry. Any judge that tries to stop President Newt's moon dreams will simply be removed from the bench by force, and brought before the Senate for a good ol' fashioned all American inquisition. I've got a funny little hunch that all those God-hating activist radical Muslim judges will enjoy their time in…

The music was so annoying and nerve racking at the beginning, I had to stop playback. I skimmed through the rest of it. — I noticed she ate a curry dish on Sept. 23rd. I think we'll be having Thai for dinner tonight. Thanks, Madeline.

The secret to the diamond mine mode is that you need to clear all the layers of dirt off the screen instead of just the top layer — which is very difficult to do. Instead of getting an additional 25 seconds added to the clock, you'll get 70 seconds.

How were they able to extract Newt Gingrich's heart, and process it into a bun? Science is amazing!

If you were gay, you wouldn't be saying that. Chris Hemsworth + Lack of Clothing = Instant Orgasm

I've bought those in September for only $55 through Amazon. Now they're $79 again. Really great headphones. But it's tough cramming the cord back into the metal tin.

They removed a lot of categories compared to their website. Apparently, Netflix doesn't believe in scrolling menus.

There are still major problems with the new interface. When watching a TV series, you still can't get a description of the episode that you might want to watch. If I tap on My Coffee with Niles from Frasier, nothing happens. The only way to get a description is to play the episode, then cancel playing the episode.…

Yeah, I wonder if he hit the Cash Out button, and if it would print out a receipt that large? That would definitely help in lawsuit. — He could probably just pretend it's a receipt from Coinstar and cash it out at the nearest Safeway market. They usually have $57 million in petty cash, right?

"Tangerine Tango is an orange with a lot of depth to it."

...and this is worse than all those music videos that whore the latest cell phones, because?

It probably depends on how the question is phrased. "Siri, where can I go to vacuum out an unwanted fetus?"