david-carroll-jones
Milton Berle's Cock
david-carroll-jones

Indeed he does...apparently the only thing that has to be different is the @kinja name.

Here is the a more detailed explanation of the story.

That’s my general feelings on it.

This has been going on since January. Yeah it is creepy. Yeah they CAN duplicate (only Denton knows why this is allowed to continue.) And yes to the last part.

I’m surprised that Jez allows you to post that.

I apologize for the behavior of my travelling copycat troll account. He is so desperate to be me that he copies my name and my avatar (and almost my @kinja name) and goes all over Gawker trying to pick fights. When in doubt, check to see how many followers this Milton has. Me, the original Milton, has over 400+. Fake

I apologize for the behavior of my travelling copycat troll account. He is so desperate to be me that he copies my name and my avatar (and almost my @kinja name) and goes all over Gawker trying to pick fights. When in doubt, check to see how many followers this Milton has. Me, the original Milton, has over 400+. Fake

I apologize for the behavior of my travelling copycat troll account. He is so desperate to be me that he copies my name and my avatar (and almost my @kinja name) and goes all over Gawker trying to pick fights. When in doubt, check to see how many followers this Milton has. Me, the original Milton, has over 400+. Fake

I apologize for the behavior of my travelling copycat troll account. He is so desperate to be me that he copies my name and my avatar (and almost my @kinja name) and goes all over Gawker trying to pick fights. When in doubt, check to see how many followers this Milton has. Me, the original Milton, has over 400+. Fake

I apologize for the behavior of my travelling copycat troll account. He is so desperate to be me that he copies my name and my avatar (and almost my @kinja name) and goes all over Gawker trying to pick fights. When in doubt, check to see how many followers this Milton has. Me, the original Milton, has over 400+. Fake

FYI, the guy you are arguing with is a very clever troll account who mimics my my screen name, my avatar, and almost my kinja address for no other reason than to sew discourse. You’ll notice that my kinja is @david-carroll-jones and the impostor is @davidcarrolljones (no dashes.)

To verify which “Milton” you are

FYI, the guy you are arguing with is a very clever troll account who mimics my my screen name, my avatar, and almost my kinja address for no other reason than to sew discourse. You’ll notice that my kinja is @david-carroll-jones and the impostor is @davidcarrolljones (no dashes.)

To verify which “Milton” you are

FYI, the guy you are arguing with is a very clever troll account who mimics my my screen name, my avatar, and almost my kinja address for no other reason than to sew discourse. You’ll notice that my kinja is @david-carroll-jones and the impostor is @davidcarrolljones (no dashes.)

To verify which “Milton” you are

Your honor,

My client only aided in his wife’s death. It’s not as if he got a blowjob from an intern. Please consider a sentence yelling at those goddam kids to get off his lawn.

Sincerely,
Kenneth “Gramps” Starr, Esq.

“....April 28, 2015, a petite Korean mother of one walked into the lobby of the #Yolo County Jail...”

FIXED

Is this lifehacker or lickhacker? Amirite?

Not even letters to Penthouse Forum?

(name and address withheld by request)